Posted 9 hours ago

ejacu-latte:

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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janinopanino
Posted 9 hours ago

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

Posted 9 hours ago

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela)

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phoenixwormwood137:

actuallyboycrazy:

think about the first person to have twins

how freaking confused do you think they were omg

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(Source: individually)

Posted 1 day ago
patrickandmarcus:


the single greatest moment of the series

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

Posted 1 day ago

thatfunnyblog:

my boyfriend just changed the game in 140 characters or less

(Source: peetababy)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

Shiny Helioptile!

Shiny Helioptile!